Any old iron? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look napper from your dapper to your feet.
Dressed in style, brand-new tile,
And your father's old green tie on.
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain,
Old iron, old iron.

Just a week or two ago my poor old Uncle Bill,
Went and kicked the bucket and he left me in his will.
The other day I pottered round to see poor Auntie Jane.
She said, your Uncle Bill has left you a watch and chain.
I put it on right across me vest
Thought I looked a dandy as it dangeled on me chest
Just to flash it off I started walking round about.
A lot of kiddies followed me and all began to shout,

Any old iron mate? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look so dapper from your napper to your feet.
Dressed in style, brand-new tile,
And your father's old green tie on.
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain,
Old iron, old iron.

And now Fred Spoons would like to give you a solo. Go on Fred
I eh well I'd like to continue the rhythmic melody whay you just heard 
on my melody spoons. Thank you

Go on let me hear that EPMS Fred

Cor tempremental ain't he

Oh Any old iron? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
Yim bom biddle on your feet.
You look nice,dressed in ice
Father's old green tie on.
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain,
Old iron, old iron.

You look neat talk about a treat
You look dapper from your napper to your feet
You got an old green tie that hit you in the eye
You got a monocle to stick it in your old mince pie
Push it your shoes, your blue suede shoes
Don't you roll me daddyo, rock away your blues
You got a brolly for the rain and a brand new cane
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron old iron

Any old iron? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look so dapper from your napper to your feet.
Dressed in style, brand-new tile,
And your father's old green tie on.
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain,
Old iron, old iron.

Grab a knackers yard to smake old iron (phew)

I say you down there
Hello
Do you wnt some old iron
Yeah

Oh mate I've been sponned!!!!!
